rubykgrant:

sakurakimi:

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

Anonymous asked:
orange: what makes you feel warm inside? what’s your favorite halloween tradition? what’s the last thing you learned? when’s the last time you felt obsessed? what’s your favorite article of clothing?

1) companionship 2)costumes 3)there is a max amount of tums to eat 4)thinking about a certain someone 5) my cardigan but I hardly wear it

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

pruane2:

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bookelfe:

Is there anything that’s worth more than peace and love on the planet Earth?

Clean Light

homophu:

the healthbyholly holy trinity

kentmcfuller:

blankslate-chalkoutline:

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s*
Btw.
I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.

kannibalenkitten:

hugealienpie:

sweaterkittensahoy:

gotalittlebowonit:

if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating your opinion” it’s being an asshole

I reblog this as an atheist who really wishes other atheists would shut the fuck up and let people deal with tragedy in their own way that hurts no one.

Aaaaand the opposite is also true. If a horrible tragedy befalls an atheist, don’t try to use it as an opportunity to lead them to Jesus.

BOTH OF THESE ARE SOOOO IMPORTANT JUST LET PEOPLE GRIEVE !!!

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name

for example: i am the manhattan cheerio

indignantlyindigo:

walkyriesrising:

plain-flavoured-english:

revolutionarygays:

pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy

i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making “i wish i knew how to quit you” jokes and looking back it’s absolutely depressing how people reacted to brokeback mountain

the movie was a depressing look into being closeted and in love and being outed and gay ppl being violently murdered and somehow all straight people took away from it was “it’s so funny because…. they’re Gay…. it’s a Gay Movie”

I remember when Brokeback Mountain came out. It was the joke of the year. People thought the ‘gay cowboy movie’ was the funniest thing they’d ever heard of. SNL had a field day. You couldn’t get away from the ‘I wish I could quit you’ jokes. It wasn’t until years later when I actually saw it that I was like, ‘Holy shit, this is a deadly-serious fucking tragedy. What the fuck, people. What the fuck.’

straights love to make fun of gay men’s pain. nothing new.

I was dating a homophobic guy when I first saw Brokeback Mountain (I’m now way way past him and happily bi) and I told him that I was crying after watching that movie, and he literally laughed at me and was like “Why? It’s about gay dudes.” As if the horrendous death and heartbreak was invalid just because it was two men. To this day, it remains one of the most influential movies I’ve ever seen.

zindabad:

zindabad:

zindabad:

zindabad:

Hey guys my dad kicked me out and I’m in a third world country alone please help . I’m trying to find a job teaching English but other than that I’m on the street please help my paypal is ghatbull@gmail.com

Seeing my mom end of this month please donate so I can eat

Turns out I can’t see my mom cause she’s sick so basically I’m semihomeless till my flight. Please help if you can paypal ghatbull@gmail.com

Am broke

erika-mann:

(help i started this in january) 

i made an adhd tag urself thing!! i’m all of them except cryptid :D

anyone can reblog if they relate!! if you find a lot of them are relatable and you’ve not thought about adhd before then it might be worth checking out :) it was a tumblr post i that made me research and stuff and, contrary to the daily mail, it’s super underdiagnosed. check out @actuallyadhd‘s self diagnosis page for more info!

  • Bucky: Wow it's so great to be out of cryo I can't wait to see how the world has changed and-
  • Steve, dressed in all black with a beard, lip piercing, and eyeliner: I go by Deathblade now. My favourite colour is pain. I wrote this poem about my feelings but I'm not gonna read it to you.
  • Sam: It's been a long year welcome back

pan-pizza:

Are you in or are you out?

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